Sep 4th 2010 04:54:04 AM

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  • 12 symbols of the Chinese zodiac carved by Diem Chau
  • Facebook: Someone you kiiiiinda remember who, if you ignore them, will turn out to be a headhunter (the good kind) and if you accept, will turn out to be a headhunter (the bad kind). YouTube: An advanced AI that has nearly mastered swearing and is ready to move on to the rest of human language. Wikipedia: People [...]
  • Laisser un pourboire au serveur du restaurant? Rien de plus normal.  Mais que fait-on pour le camelot, le livreur, la gardienne? Voici les règles  usuelles; à vous de décider. Restaurant et livraisons • Minimalement 15% de la note, avant taxes. On donne l'équivalent du montant des taxes. 20% si le service a été excellent. • On [...]
  • Ok, really old stuffs but it's still funny. 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe [...]
  • Are you sick of being told what to eat, drink, and do? Then this is your lucky day! Here are ten things that people tell you are bad but actually have healthy aspects to them. In future when someone whines at you – you can point them in the direction of this list and have [...]
  • 1. The neurochemical make-up of men dictates whether or not they will be faithful. There is a gene that codes for a particular kind of vasopressin receptor in the brain, which comes in seventeen different lengths. Males with longest gene variation are the most reliable and trustworthy partners. Therefore, this is the only size that [...]
  • 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch [...]