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  • AS A SPECIES, we possess remarkably little genetic variation, yet we tend to overlook this homogeneity and focus instead on differences between groups and individuals. At its darkest, this tendency generates xenophobia and racism, but it also has a more benign manifestation – a fascination with the exotic. Nowhere is our love affair with otherness more [...]
  • Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the [...]
  • 2009-05-09
    Restroom Etiquette
    During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I’m going [...]
  • 2009-05-09
    Chinese Sick Day
    Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. [...]
  • In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant. It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile. So, [...]
  • 2009-04-27
    Speed ticket
    A traffic cop pulled over a driver for speeding and asked to see his driver’s license. “I’m sorry” replied the driver “I don’t have one” “I see” said the cop “What about proof of insurance and registration?” “Nope, I don’t have them either. I stole the car after killing the owner and put the body in the trunk.” Immediately, [...]
  • Thumbs up, this is an hilarous japanese commercial for a tea.
  • 2009-04-06
    Japanese Game Show